sometimes im buttercup sometimes im pablo
J: It was a blue shell, Merida! A BLUE SHELL!
M: Ah, grow up, Frost!
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
remember that time Disney made this thing that they’re probably super embarrassed about now
listen to me
your heart is still beating
you still have air in your lungs
and you still have a shot
do not give up
This is how I charm the ladies.
60% of the time, it works everytime
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